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countable and uncountable, plural asswipes
(Canada, US, informal, vulgar) An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person. quotations examples
...they have been exchanging insults in writing: "dickhead," "dillweed," "fuzzbutt," "dorkwad," "asswipe," and so forth.
1996, Timothy Jay, What to Do When Your Students Talk Dirty, page 207
(Canada, US, informal, vulgar, uncountable) Toilet paper. quotations examples
I rapidly expended my own and everyone else’s supply of tiny C-ration rolls of asswipe and was reduced to wiping my nasty behind with leaves and grass.
1976, Micheal Clodfelter, The Pawns of Dishonor, Branden Press, page 249
“ […] Into your packs you put your toilet articles, mess kits, extra socks, and skivvies and longjohns if you have them. If you have a roll of asswipe, put that in, too. […] ”
1983, Nicholas Proffitt, Gardens of Stone, Carroll & Graf, page 317
“I doubt a dime would buy a single square of asswipe in this city, […] ”
2008, Joseph Heywood, Death Roe: A Woods Cop Mystery, Globe Pequot, page 252